A Mexican lady was walking along the bank of the L.A. River when she tumbled upon an old empty cerveza bottle. She picked it up, rubbed it, and SNAP!!! a Genie appeared. She talked with him a while then the Genie told her he would grant her ONE wish. She said to
the Genie, “I heard from mi prima that I could get three wishes if I ever found a Genie.”
The Genie then said, “Oh no, sorry, esa. Three-wish genies are story-tale myth. I’m a ONE-WISH Genie, Uno, no mas! So…que quieres?”
The lady didn’t hesitate. She said, “I want Peace in the Middle East . See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other and I want all the Arabs to love Jews and Gringos and I want all the Jews and Gringos to love the Arabs. It will bring world peace and harmony.” she continued.
The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed, “Orale! ……………………….BE
REASONABLE!…..
Those fools have a pedo that goes back thousands of years, chale!
I’m out of shape after being in that bottle for five hundred years. I’m good, but NOT THAT GOOD!!! I don’t think it can be done. PLEASE make another wish and please be reasonable.”
The lady thought for a minute and said, “Well, I’ve never been able to find the right man. I want a Mexican boyfriend….You know, one that DOESN’T DRINK ALCOHOL, nice y fun, likes cumbias, and helps with cleaning la casa. I want him to be great in bed and gets along con mi familia, and is FAITHFUL and doesn’t throw chingazos at me. That’s what I wish for…..a good Mexican man!”
The Genie let out a long sigh, shook his cabeza and said,
“Chingada vieja!!!……Let me see that pinche map again.
Gracias a Xig por el chiste, ¡muy bueno Xig!
Miss I know como clean house, I really like cumbias, I drink alcohol, but I never be borracho, and I won’t throw chingazos at you… I hope a get along con tu familia, and how this is Familiar ZiquiVlog I won’t talk about the bed I’ll only say that I don’t ronco…..
Oh! I almost olidarlo I-m Mexican
Comment by Ego — September 20, 2006 @ 12:31 am
caray… pues no se puede tener todo en la vida! además a las mujeres les gusta la violencia y la accion!
Comment by oscarito — September 20, 2006 @ 12:31 am
Shales??
y Tú como le hiciste?
te encontraste la lampara de Aladino,
la botella de mi bella genio
y la lata de cerveza?
Digo pa’ que entre todos me encontraras…
Comment by elviejo — September 20, 2006 @ 12:38 am
Total que uno nunca tiene contentas a las mujeres…
Saludos!!
Comment by Pablo — October 1, 2006 @ 3:42 am